“Despite many obstacles, much has changed during my time in office. Four years ago I was locked in a brutal primary battle with Hillary Clinton. Four years later she won’t stop drunk-texting me from Cartagena.”—Barack Obama, in his speech at the White House Correspondents dinner. Live video here. (via washingtonpoststyle)
I know. If I talked to people I would chat it up, but I don’t so I am no help. What do people do after Modern Family? Isn’t that like the most popular show on TV? I’m not home when that is on and Happy Endings is always there when I get in the door from picking N up. Clover (thedog) watches Modern Family by herself.
Ok, I love Penny. Just love her. And Max. Like I wish I could hang out with the two of them. That episode with the fasting and the pancakes on the ceiling fan. Oh my God. The Jane and her husband couple are an absolutely messed up riot. So funny. So I guess the weakest links are Dave and Alex, although they have their merits as well. I guess if I had to pick favorites I would go with Penny with Max a close second. I would hope I am not Penny, but maybe I am, except for the frequent dating & one night stand part. I don’t know. No, she’s definitely nicer than I am. I might be Max! Oh Jeez! Maybe not.
I dislike New Girl very much. First of all, it is often highly inappropriate. Like it makes me uncomfortable. It is not funny. Happy Endings (HE for short) makes sex jokes but they are amusing. That nasty New Girl makes them and they are distasteful and make me cover my eyes because I am watching it with N. I don’t like it. I don’t like that Zoey chick. Not just because she spells Zoe incorrectly, but because she seems like a bit phony to me. I think she is a terrible actress. I am not supposed to be able to tell you are acting. Get what I mean? Like, she’s a terrible actress. She was the same way in Elf. No one believed for a minute that she was surly and weird. Come on. I don’t get everyone’s fascination with her. And she and the Deaf Cab guy broke up the FNX djs were all, Wow, she’s such a catch. But she’s not. She’s a boring person with average looks. I hope that show gets canceled. It is a waste of space. Raising Hope though, since we are talking Fox shows, is really funny too.